Friday, March 26, 2010

They all come to darkblack's... eventually.

Liar Of The Right Worm

Well, look who was in town yesterday...One of my favorite toxic-shock scum barrel-scraping comedians on her latest 'buy my latest bird-cage liner, rubes' tour.
And so soon after the deliberately contrived bit of backscratching outrage to spike the ol' lookit-me meter up by some Eastern fratboys floating tits-up in the political minority shallow end who've spanked themselves clean out of Kleenex over her greatest hits, too.

What ho! Right on the hairy heels of that, cue FOX News to hagiographise this poor, poor victim whose essential human rights to be a propaganda spearpoint on foreign soil and get paid for same were almost - gasp! - interfered with by an unwashed (and possibly swarthy) lefty horde...well, not the 'get paid' part, which is all that matters when you're only in it for the easy money anyway.

Thing is, mes amis Americains, a quick little pull quote from the first news link might give you a shy-footed clue as to the mores of my current adopted home, and why the leading lights of the U.S. Right find such cozy comity hereabouts:

The audience gave a huge cheer when Coulter proposed making Calgary and west her country's 51st state.

Y'see, I live in a place that, at least for some of its denizens would be ever so much more scrumpdillyicious if the Stars and Bars were flying over it and some Right-wing strongman with Jeebus in his bituminous anthracite heart was catapulting the propaganda. Praise glory, we's halfway thar!

For myself I'd prefer the 'Real Thing' of course, but circumstances dictate otherwise at the moment.
Still, it's such a comfort to me knowing that I live in a place like this so that I can have first-fucking-hand experience with the sort of wingnut Andromeda strain that my pals below the 49th parallel have had an 'entertaining' few decades with.




Blogger Lisa said...

Yeah, but you're not willing to keep her, are you? Please? Pretty please?

In a place far, far away, I wonder if there's a planet where "they" get their wish. They don't have to deal with silly liberal ideas, ideals or regulations. I imagine it to be a place where god is mighty and fear is lord. Because what else would they have to hang on to?

12:11 PM  
Blogger darkblack said...

Sadly, she'll not stay in such a vile, swarthily socialist place that questions her vastly superior fount of folk wisdom, Lisa - Not when there's vote fraud to be practiced in tropical climes, at any rate.

As for the rest - the balmy shores of Somalia might beckon, if only they would heed its siren call.


12:20 PM  
Blogger Terry said...

Why did they let him back in the US?

12:21 PM  
Blogger Utah Savage said...

She's a right horrifying bitch. I think her heads going to explode one of these days.

So, swarthy one, was it fun for a moment to see the beast up close?

7:13 PM  
Blogger darkblack said...

Ah, dear Utah, you have inverted the exchange in the relationship.

I do not pay to see her.

She, however may pay to see me.


7:40 PM  
Blogger Utah Savage said...

How foolish of me. I'd pay to see you too.

8:31 PM  
Blogger darkblack said...

I would never charge the beautiful women of my acquaintance, Utah - It would be unseemly, as a gentleman.


9:44 PM  
Blogger Suzanne said...

that pic is a classic db :) always brings a smile

if calgary west becomes the 51st state -- well, crapola there goes my plan to ask for canadian political asylum (due to being a woman with a uterus) and live in bc.

10:19 PM  
Blogger Comrade Kevin said...

Oh God, that is terrifying!

6:38 AM  
Blogger Connecticut Man1 said...

Lisa: "In a place far, far away, I wonder if there's a planet where "they" get their wish. They don't have to deal with silly liberal ideas, ideals or regulations. I imagine it to be a place where god is mighty and fear is lord."

The place is called Somalia.

6:58 PM  
Blogger Distributorcap said...

did you disinfect afterwars

1:34 PM  
OpenID dublinsmick said...

You are going to like this one.

4:54 PM  

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